Score: 8

"Oh for laughing out loud..."

submission: The Grinch!...abridged

date: December 30, 2006

And as far as I'm concerned, it's Dr. Seuss.

You dickweed.

Merry Christmas.

Score: 10

"We shall await for a new, RED sunrise!"

submission: The People's Mario

date: December 20, 2006

The hammer fit perfectly to the whole communist theme, unbelievably well done violence and this darker version of Mario really hit me.

It's a tenner. my comrade.

Score: 7

"'Bout the SS"

submission: Prison Escape

date: December 20, 2006

They wore black uniforms. SS wore black and SA wore brown. Simple things like this can provide to be fatal mistake to overlook.

Decent graphics, I like the puzzles and so on. There was way too much avoiding the guards, if you ask me but you won't.

I can find a very little humor in nazis, that's the reason of 0 in humour.

Score: 4

"Don't download the file before me. It's a virus."

submission: Super Duper Mario 2 VGDC

date: August 1, 2006

The reviewer posted a virus into Newgrounds. What a lifeless bitch.

To me, this horrible piece of scat wrecks your quality. I really liked RotMK 1-2, I actually cried in the first one (ha ha ha, laugh all you want) but the follow-ups were just abominable. As is this. Fart humour. Without Satan on it? Shame on you.

And, I hate the new oh-so-3D new Mario games. Fucking cangaroos.

Score: 8

"Meeza likeS!"

submission: THRILLER

date: July 26, 2006

Riellyn_Boldender can suck my balls as can anyone else who mocks Michael Jackson.

I love clay movies. So blendable. But the music, didn't play to the end, which annoyed me quite a bit.

Score: 8

"toastygoblin is fag? Well, that explains..."

submission: Echogenesis

date: May 27, 2006

Boreing? I'm pretty sure he meant boring, but I can't be sure. So let's all roll in piles of this... boreing of his. Using his words, "theres not much to click and drag". Jesus Christ this guy is hilarious. Also, "no difference in the gay music". Riiight. And it's gay just because it's not in fashion this time? You prefer the cock-sucking whores weaving their asses in the air more? You wank to that, don't you? How about you write -porn to google? Or, if you prefer it this way (I wouldn't be suprised), -pr0n.

Kind of sweet, the movie I mean. Music fitted it like a goddess. Tho, as our friend toastygoblin would say, "theres not much to click and drag", which sadly was the only thing understandible from his mizerable rambling. But those that you COULD interact with, were drawn and animated well. Salutes to the creator.

Score: 6

"I agree with the retard :)"

submission: Self harm : the emo game

date: May 23, 2006

Wa kill my self,
wa blow my brains on to the wall,
see you in hell,
I just can't take it anymore.

This is where it ends, this is where I draw the line,
This white time, good time to die.

Score: 6

"Pfhh.. We've seen that. Unlike YOU."

submission: - War is Hell -

date: May 13, 2006

Americans have no right to talk about war. They've never been to a war. Oh yes, your interruptions to OUR wars can't be counted. You don't know what it's like to in fear for four years *coughworldwaronecough* Your country has never been attacked, really. You just sent your troops to every war you can (killing them mercilessly) and when you can't win, you just launch a nuke. Oh the good days of Alexander the Great, when being a leader meant that you were bigger, stronger and more handsome than the others.

Film, yes. Not that good really. The plot was boring, thou there were good use of Metal Slug sprites. And you apologized because you wrote "No Thanks To" -section to credits? Anyone annoyed by it should stuck a cucumber up their arses.

If -War is Hell- to you Americans, then what it is to us who actually fight?

(I'm not saying the The_Propagonist (if you write it like that) is American, but if he is, then the whole text applies to him too)

Score: 6

"My hints to dear Joosygrabs..."

submission: Deep Creatures : The Game

date: May 7, 2006

You want to go "freaky naughty on a gay ratarded chimpanzee"? Ratarded? And, "splanking your dog"? Splanking?

Here we have a perfect example of a no-life faggot, who differs from the "U sUcK n0b!" people by the fact that he tries to write like us clever people. Please. Give us mercy, and die. None would be sad. And you oly had to shoot the walls 18 times (which was too much, honestly.)

About the game. Great work! Work on the little things, now that the system is ready. I especially hated jumping over lava pits. Ugh. No violence, which is good, actually. The character look too much like the guy from Alien Hominid.

Who the hell am I talk to people? I didn't even complete the game. Well, you go people, go and compleate it!

Score: 10

"Secret of the hanged man. The smile on his lips."

submission: Hanged Man's Elegy

date: April 2, 2006

Art. This. Is. Art. I'm not even trying to explain the beauty on words. Useless. Hell to those who don't like it.

Graphics and style, extremely beautiful and not that we-hate-goths shit. Newgrounds needs more of this. Instead of Metal Gear Awesome, humor for the dumb. Music fitted in it's place like it was meant there.

For sake of all gods, make more of this.